briiiianalyn:

im-a-directioner-fangirl:

Louis was being his sassy self

Niall called out Sydney Dalton for being a hoe

Zayn was partying it up at the Jersey Shore

Liam was being his typical sweet self trying to do a twitcam for us

Josh saw The Dictator

But Harry, what were you up to last night!?

Good question! Where were you Haz??

I look over to my mom like

and she looks back at me like

so I reach for the dial and turn it and and then Liam starts, “You’re insecure, don’t know what for,” and I’m like

and people in the cars around us were probably like

but I regret absolutely nothing because

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Sooo…

• I have to turn in a paper within the next hour
• so does my friend
• she just asked me to do it for her
• I really don’t want to
• but she said she’d give me Starbucks for it
• or Jamba Juice, depends on my mood
• I haven’t gotten coffee today
• I fucked up my interview like you don’t even know
• I haven’t seen my SF babiez in dayzzz
• I haven’t gotten One Direction tickets yet
• I haven’t gotten pregnant with Zayn’s babies yet

Life is an evil bitch :|

weare1dfans:

You wake up like

Than you have to go to school

You walk around school like

And people try to talk to you

You’re just super horny for no reason

You eat everything in sight

One minute you’re like

And the next you are like

There is also cramps

And when your week comes to an end

Then you realize it’s going to be back in a month

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merdereves:

merdereves:

@SFGiants Keep Calm and Trust @TimLincecum

Forever and ever

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isecretlylike1d:

Niall has a cry.

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Buuut Twitter’s on a roll :)

Yes, I have gotten a Twitter(finally, right? It was about fucking time XP)

Follow me! @EsMe SwAg

Then message me on this bitch and I shall follow you back :)

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